There is one thing that separates immigrant parents from regular Canadian parents.
Doesn't matter where your parents are from. If they weren't born in this country.
they will whoop your ass, won't they.
It doesn't matter. Where are you from?
Ukraine, you know what I am saying. Don't beat your children with the cabitro.
They will beat you.
Immigrant parents will beat their kids.
Canadian parents. They looks too soft on their kids.
That's fine. Whatever make them happy but you need to start to beat your kids.
I will tell you why.
Kids now growing up in the multi-culture society.
You gonna have white kids growing up with black kids, brown kids, and Asian kids. They all gonna hang out in the play ground. You know what I mean?
They all gonna talk about the ass whooped up last night.
Do you want that little white kid to feel left out?
Beat that child so he is not the social outcast.
My dad beat my ass.
My dad beat my ass, too
White kids are like: I got sent to my room.
You got a room?
You need to beat your kids.
Indian parents will beat their kids.
Chinese parents beat their kids. I will hate to be beaten. Parents know Kong-Fu
I will hate them if I were Chinese.
Hey, Cho-Tis-Bon! Come here.
It says you got an F in school.
They wouldn't even have to beat you. They goes Wooooo-Hooo
Indian parents will beat theirs.
Indian parents aren't afraid to kill their kids.
My dad's theory was if I get rid of one I will just make another one
and I will tell the new one what an idiot the last one was.
Jamaican parents will beat their kids for no reason sometimes
Hey, Ryan, come here.
Yes, Daddy? What's that for?
Just in case.
White people please beat your kids.
When I was growing up, I grow up around a lot of black people.
which is fine because black people never pick on me.
White kids, not so funny back then.
But every now and then, a white kid will come and hang out with us.
Wow, white kid. I heard so much about you.
Here is what the problem is.
We want to be the like the white kids. We would want to start to do whatever
We want to copy that white kids so much.
The problem is if we started to take the white kid's advice on how to deal with our parents.
That will get you fucking murdered, man.
I ever hanged around with this one little white boy named Ryan.
When I was ten years old, I went to his home after school. His parents never beat him. Never yell at him. He can do anything he wanted but nothing is gonna happen to him but he's an angry kid.
Ryan, go clean your room.
Fuck you bitch!
His mom goes I don't know how to make a deal with him.
Hey, Bryant, you can't talk to your Mom like that.
Yes I can. She is a jackass.
Don't say that, men. She will hit you.
No, she won't. She's not allowed to.
What the hell are you talking about? My parents hit me.
Next time they try, you tell them to fuck off.
Are you sure?
Trust me, it works for me.
So I went home for the last time.
I walked into the house. My dad said ,Russel, come and clean the dishes.
Fuck you, dad!
What the hell did you said to me? Do I look like Ryan's mom.
Somebody gonna get a hurt really bad.
That was my dad's threat right before he beat me every single time.
Hey Rusell, somebody gonna get a hurt really bad.
I hated that threat. You know why because he always says somebody
He never tell you it was you.
I mean you knew it's you but he gives you this hope.
Hey, Rusell. Somebody gonna get a hurt really bad.
Somebody, I am not gonna say who but I think you might know him very well.
I hold with my brother, please, please.
I saw the little Bryants
Your little plan almost got me killed.
Oh, sorry dude. I forgot tell you the other part.
If they still want to beat you, threaten to phone children's aid.
Cause if you phone children's aid, they will come and take your dad away and he will get in trouble.
You don't even have to call, just pretend it. It will scare the crap out of them.
You're ten years old and you know how to scare the crap out of your dad.
I tried it. About to get my next beating, I stopped my dad and said don't do it.
I will phone children's aid. Ever have your parents call your bluff.
You will do what?
I will phone children's aid.
Is that right?
Let me get you the phone, tough guy.
Dad, what are you doing, If I phone children's aid, you will get in trouble.
I might get into a little bit trouble, but I know it's gonna take them 23 minutes to get there.
In that time, somebody gonna get a hurt really bad.
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