Food Court Musical

From Improv everywhere

Our hidden cameras are in place and the patrons of this food court have no idea what’s about to take place

Lemonade, spilled across the counter top. There is ice and lemons everywhere

Now I got to clean it up

Can I get a napkin please?

I am gonna need some just like these. I got three or four but I might need more

Can I get a napkin, please

Oh man! Can I get a napkin too by chance.

I’ve spilled some mustard on my pants

What a pain. It's a shame. This is probably gonna stain if I don’t get a napkin

We both need napkin that’s a fact

That’s true

It’s napkin that we lack

We agree. We’re in need

On our knees we humbly plead

Can we get a napkin please?

I get a napkin please

I promised that we’re not wasting trees

I will take one from you and this hot girl, too

Can I get a napkin please?

I need a napkin

I got an infant in my arm and I don’t mean to cause alarm

She just hurled on my pearl.

She is my darling little girl. But can I get a napkin?

I‘m the janitor, the working man you all ignore.

Sweeping up this dirty floor

Bore my left foot sore and sore

Can I just want a chance to show the world that I can dance

Can we get a napkin, please?

What the hell is going on here?

We need more napkins

I ‘m on it

Give me some napkins up here stat

The lower food court where I ‘m at

Listen up! Girls and guys, I am on the rise to search you for napkins

Can we get a nap Can we get a nap Can we get a nap Can we get a nap

Yeah. You can have napkin.

We promise that we’re not wasting trees.

The cashier right here needs assistance that is clear

Can she get a napkin (Here is a napkin!) please?

This is weird, right?

This is really weird

The janitor is still cleaning up!